Microsoft

The first commercial starring Bill Gates, Jerry Seinfeld and the $10 million endorsement from Microsoft came out yesterday.

Bloggers, mostly confused and troubled by Bill Gates and his butt shake, have already started bashing the commercial. I was lost when the onlookers asked, "Is that The Conquistador?" What? Also, why is everyone in the commercial eating a Churro? Is Microsoft moving to Mexico in order to offer discount prices on computers?

I often send documents to co-workers or clients in Microsoft Word format so that they may edit them. The pesky red underlines for supposed mis-spelled words and grammatical errors has bugged me for awhile. Well, I finally Googled it, and found out how to temporarily remove the red:

Let me begin this post with two definitions
Galaxy - A galaxy is a massive, gravitationally bound system consisting of stars, an interstellar medium of gas and dust, and dark matter.
Light Year is the distance traveled by light in one year which is 5,878,625,373,183.61 miles
With the above two definitions in mind just read the below statement carefully and take few minutes to imagine what you read

Microsoft adCenter now has a new advertising tool that's in beta for Excel O7. It's a keyword research, expansion tool that provides great in-sight on keyword relevancy, cost history, demographics and geographic information. It looks to be a great tool for really honing in on target markets and localized terms.

Take it for a test drive for FREE but you've got to have Microsoft Excel 07.

adCenter add-in

Google, Inc. officially announced Monday plans of next year's release of the highly anticipated open-source mobile platform after months of Google Phone rumors and mania. Taylor gives more detail on her post earlier today. Below is the brief version as well as another exciting Google announcement.