Where Are All The Cows Going?

If you have been worried about the serious problem facing our dairy farmers today, then this site is for you. CowAbduction.com, explains how dairy farms everywhere are under attack from aliens who are highly interested in the abduction of our milk source. Complete with a video interview of the dairy farmers and mysterious photos of cows flying through the air, this website almost makes you believe, well you know.

This website is a subtle and smart attempt by the California Milk Processor Board to go viral with its milk marketing. Most likely to combat the ever increasing soy milk market. While many times viral sites have the lifespan of a few days and simply lose their "funny" appeal, I believe this site has some staying power. This site has the potential to be passed around from email inbox to inbox with its hilarious mixture of videos, photos, and cleaver FAQ responses.

Here is one example of their carfeully crafted, marketing answers:

Mark from Chicago, IL
Q: Why would aliens choose to abduct cows? Why couldn't it have been me?
A: Mark, can you produce a deliciously frothy drink that helps maintain strong bones, helps reduce the risk of cavities, helps promote healthy hair, helps rebuild muscles after a workout, may help reduct the symptoms of PMS and if consumed at night, may improve your sleep, not to mention makes one heckuva compliment to fresh baked chocolate chip cookies? If so, you are in great danger.